I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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