Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
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