You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
We need a shit load of segways right now
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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