didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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