it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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