Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
