At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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