it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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