break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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