Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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