I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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