Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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