i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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