I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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