I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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