My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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