she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
