He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I supernannyed him into submission
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
im on a boat
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