You're completely useless in the revolution.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
We smell like vodka and hangover
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