Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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