Me too!
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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