I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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