i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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