Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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