office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
You need Xanax blowdarts
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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