Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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