The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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