did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I accidentally had phone sex last night
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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