the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
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