yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
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i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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