i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Damn victory sex feels great
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
i out mim tonsoeep
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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