Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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