He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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