I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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