butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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