YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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