I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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