windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
the raccoons are back...
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