Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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