Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Drake has all the answers
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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