just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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