gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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