yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
smell my finger.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
this hospital has no fireball
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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