OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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