i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
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