office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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