yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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