had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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