he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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