We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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