forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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