just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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