so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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