i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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