that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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