that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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