i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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