My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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