so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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