office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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